August 25, 2009

Or, “Another Languishing Magazine Article for your Perusal.”

Cat Hair in the Studio
by Kay Mackenzie

They came as a package deal, 18 years ago when we lived in Ohio. Three little stray kittens, presumably littermates, who followed us home and never left.

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Then they were California kitties, growing old in the sunlight, lumping along and enjoying the climate.

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So I’ve a lot of experience living with a triple load of cat hair. Over the years I’ve tried different strategies for coping with the issue of cat hair vs. the quilt. Here are my best recommendations for a happy medium (or, as in Pixel’s case, large and round).

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Pixel and the Furminator.

    A. Keep the cats out of the sewing room. Yeah right. If you’re like me and have stuff stationed in front of the door so that it can’t ever close, go to Plans B, C, D, etc.

    B. Vacuum regularly. I had to say that. Now directly to Plans C, D, E, etc.

    C. Brush or comb the cats daily. This falls under the category of New Year’s Resolution. For the past eighteen years.

    D. Don’t throw your scraps into a box. This becomes a prime destination for cats, and when you’re going to a strip poker party and start rummaging for strips, you’ll be too embarrassed to throw them into the pot. Also, it’s a good way to sew a lot of cat hair into your scrap quilts.

    E. Do create the best place for a cat to be. Set up a special place for them under a sunny window, or the closest equivalent, so that when the cats do come into the studio, they head for their spot. This strategy keeps the cat hair concentrated in one place.

    F. Keep a box of Swiffers on hand at all times. That way, when the mood strikes you (or the sun strikes a cat hair-covered surface in brilliant illumination), you can readily wipe down whatever small areas are accessible amongst the quilting supplies.

    G. Buy industrial-sized lint roller refills by the dozen. Beware of non-refillable handles, and don’t fall for the rinseable lint rollers. What happens is, you get up a soupçon of cat hair, the roller is full, you rinse it, and… you’ve got a wet lint roller.

    H. Roller your quilts each and every time you take them out of the house. Even if they have been covered by a sheet the whole time. Cat hair finds a way. Fold them in quarters and roller each quarter, front and back. Pay special attention to the bindings. If you’re sending them to a show, do this compulsively several times, with your glasses on, in good light.

    I. If you’re taking a friend’s quilts to a show, make sure they are delivered to your house in a hermetically sealed plastic bag, and resist all temptation to take them out for a peek.

    J. If selling a quilt, provide a warning for those allergic to cats. Refer to the above truth, “cat hair finds a way.” Let’s just say, we don’t want to hear the words “quilt” and “anaphylactic shock” in the same sentence.

    K. Keep tweezers nearby. These are handy for removing individual cat hairs in mid-appliqué, either by hand or machine.

    L. When looking for dropped items, take advantage of the opportunity whilst down on your hand and knees to remove the cat-hair bunnies from around the legs of the sewing table. You’ll also find several seam rippers and half of your supply of pins.

    M. Hire a housekeeper! This heaven-sent person swoops in and removes a large percentage of the cat hair patina, as well as stray threads, fabric orts, and scraps of freezer paper.

Notice that nowhere does the advice appear to eighty-six the cats. My husband Dana once made up a little saying that goes something like this: “The next best thing to cats is quilts. The best thing next to quilts is cats.” Animals love comfort and texture. Make your cats (and dogs) their own quilt. Sew something together that’s quick and fun, and practice your machine quilting on it. I promise you they will consider it the most excellent of all quilts.

Until next time,
Kay
By Kay Mackenzie

Comments

6 Responses to “Cat hair in the studio”

  1. Kelly on August 25th, 2009 5:05 pm

    Great read!!! Made me laugh…I have two cats of my own. One long orange hair, the other short black hair (she sheds the worst) so I definitely understand the cat hair fun.

    :-)

  2. Kay on August 25th, 2009 5:12 pm

    It’s so much fun, isn’t it? In my experience, the cat hair that shows up the most is the white. Naturally, Pixel, the mostly white one, is some sort of exotic double-coated cat LOL!

    Kay

  3. Jane Weston on August 26th, 2009 12:03 am

    That made me smile. :o) It has been 8 1/2 years since I’ve lived with a cat…and would you believe (though I’m sure you will) that I’m still finding cat hair in my stash!

  4. Burton on August 27th, 2009 7:42 am

    I have 3 at the moment and although I completely agree with most of the points you make, E. is not doable at my house. My white cat insists that his place in any room is either in my face or in my lap.

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